I have a gift for breaking things

Is there some sort of career path out there for people with a gift for breaking things?

In the week since I've been back I've broken three glasses. It's already hard enough keeping the floors clean and "crawl safe" for Oliver without factoring in my penchant for breaking glass. But honestly, I don't consider my glass breaking a true talent, rather, I consider it the product of multi-tasking. Since becoming a mother, it's a rare occasion that I'm engaged in just one task. Just this morning I was trying to scan some immigration documents for my mom, read blogs, put the laundry in the washer, and sterlize my bottles and breast pump all at the same time. But it wasn't until lunch that I broke a glass, hence this post. That was due to some sort of multi-tasking episode which included leaving my morning mug in front of the not-properly-closed microwave door which swung open to break the glass. Yep, another one bites the dust.

According to all the parenting books, I should feel like supermom with all the multi-tasking I do, however, the truth of the matter is that I feel more like a scatterbrain. And to make things worse, I'm currently reading a book on meditation that has a whole chapter on "one-pointed attention" in which the author strongly recommends doing just ONE thing at a time. Obviously he was never a mother/housewife. Well, now that Oliver woke up, I'm multi-tasking once again.... I suppose I better bring this to a close.